Titanic Trump
Imagine…
One hour before the inevitable, a very privileged occupant of a first class cabin complains to others around him about the lack of proper amenities afforded to him and his entourage. The food, liquor and service has not been to his liking. The privileged families agree with the insistent, pompous fellow.
A bachelor In the group suggests they should take over the ship to correct the situation. When asked how they could possibly do so with the approximately 900 crew members and almost 2000 other passengers on board? Surely, it is suggested, none of the lower decks would go along with such an audacious scheme. After all, none of them had anything good to say about the few upper crust passengers. “We all know that us upper crusters are sucking them dry, as it is.”
The bachelor replies, “They are easily manipulated. If we promise them better conditions and free food, they will gladly join us.”
A British upper cruster retorts, “They hate us. They see us as the very reason for their being on the bottom rungs of a very tall ladder. And I certainly am not going to give up any of my status nor portion of my food. And in no way on God’s green Earth am I going to allow any of them to take over even the closets of my quarters!”
“You don’t understand me. When I say ‘promise’, that doesn’t mean actually giving them anything.”
“Oh. Well then…” The upper cruster ponders. “But how we are possibly going to turn them to our side?”
“With chaos and deprivation. We pay off part of the crew to reduce the rations of the other passengers, cut back on any heat and water they may be getting, make sure the loos are backing up on their levels… Chaos and deprivation. Then we say to them, ‘It is such a shame that the crew are treating you so very poorly. Why don’t you join us and we will make everything right again. Just like It used to be.'”
“Oh. That might work.”
And so, by the time of half an hour before the Inevitable, the rowdiest of the passengers are convinced to lead an insurrection against the crew. The surprised Captain and other officers are led to a lifeboat and told to leave, and do so before the Boss changes his mind and just dumps them overboard. Many of the lower ranks join the Boss, along with most of the crew.
Then a jolt happens that shakes the ship…
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